cempai: why want the d when you can have the p
irresponsibleeyouth: the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out
thefandommenace: I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
supjerbear: One of the best feelings is knowing that you’re wanted. Knowing that someone wants to talk to you, wants to know how you’re doing, or wants to see you. Whether they pick up the phone to send you a quick text or stop by your house to catch up, someone or something reminded them of you specifically. It just feels really nice to know that you’ve been on someone’s mind and that they care...
I’m so fucking stupid ugh I’m so angry at myself
just sitting outside when it’s dark and everyone else is asleep is really nice for me I thought it would help me think but it actually helps me not to think about anything at all
squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
i just googled horny sloth. i know you probably want an explanation but i can’t give you one.
lindsaylovesbacon: monarchbaby: mareeps: still not sure what exactly math is It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem i cannot fathom the amount of true
mia-redworth: I think it’s one of the hottest things when a guy moans alot or when they whisper stuff like “fuuucckkkkk” during oral or sex I can only imagine but still
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well I’ve just finished watching the first series of supernatural…and I wrote that before the episode finished OH MY GOD NO WHAT TELL ME NO ONE DIED OMG
unnoticedbyall: davidspookmour: imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member we wouldn’t be singing
zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever